All the real ones know you gotta eat life’s ass. Doesn’t matter if you’re looking to be an accountant or you’re DJing at burning man. Just tell me if you eat the booty like groceries and I know everything I need to know about you. Don’t need the resume don’t need a cover letter. All I’m saying is instead of asking people how many ping pong balls fill a 747, or why are manhole covers round, this single question is all you need. Although if they pass this test they are the true go-getters of society. Honestly I know you can’t get away with this but if you’re interviewing a new candidate for a job, the first and maybe only question you should ask is “do you even eat ass?” Might be just a teensy bit of an HR problem. And you’re certainly not generous enough to establish firm relationships. You’re not adventurous or imaginative enough to shoot for the stars. Flume, aka Harley Streten, was playing at the annual music festival in the Nevada desert this week when he was filmed performing a sex act on a woman. You’re probably too timid to ever take charge. Aussie DJ Flume has made a joke of his graphic onstage sex act at Burning Man, with a cheeky Instagram post in the wake of the furore. You’re probably too afraid to take any risks. But for my generation? Gen X or millennials or whatever it’s called? If you ain’t eating ass you ain’t eating, period. The 27-year-old producer’s rumored girlfriend, Paige Elkington, 31, posted. They were already on their way to millions and billions when this became the new wave. Australia’s DJ Flume brought up the rear at the Burning Man gathering this weekend, as an NSFW viral video shows. Like “OOOOH you’re supposed to whisper sweet nothings into a human’s ear but I’m gonna whisper into her nose!” That’s how Bezos rolls, and I’m sure all the old guys from another generation ain’t tossing salad in the bedroom either. For instance Jeff Bezos is worth like $100 bil and his example of getting kinky is whispering into Alive Girl’s nose. I’m not saying everyone who is successful eats ass. You will go nowhere in life in this modern era. If flume putting his nose in his girls butt means eatting ass than i’ve been taken advantage of lmao promnite (promnite) Septemall hail the mighty flumemusic and his trending post burning man monday moment. It’s 2019 and if you aren’t eating butt you’re a failure. This move is what the kids call “Relationship goals.” It’s also career goals, and really if we’re being honest, just overall life goals right here. These fans basically ran Burning Man with a fucking white board. Yeah, I think it’s safe to say you got the best reaction from Flume.
Everyone around us was loving the white board and also wrote him notes. Guests will claim purchased parking passes at the entrance to parking area. We had been using the whiteboard all week, but definitely got the best reaction from Flume. Turns out the only thing getting Boom roasted are Flume’s girlfriend’s butthole and this fan with the sign. Guests must have a valid hotel reservation to use Burning Man Parking Area. Took the time to get out the poster board and the Sharpie and make himself a College Gameday-esque type of sign making fun of his favorite DJ. Welp I believe the man answered the question.
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